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Disappointed gb 12th July, 2007 08:29 (UTC)

Where's the punchline? I had been expecting a good joke, but it just ended like an episode of Diff'rent Strokes.

In which case, let me annoy you with this (if I haven't already sent it to you):

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

Disappointed Kirit Sælensminde 12th July, 2007 09:32 (UTC)

gb said
Where's the punchline? I had been expecting a good joke, but it just ended like an episode of Diff'rent Strokes.

I'm not sure I tell jokes, at least not on this website…

In which case, let me annoy you with this (if I haven't already sent it to you):
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

If I had to guess I'd have to say…

It was because the man was already married to her sister — maybe that she wasn't invited to her sister's wedding was a contributing factor. Although I do then also wonder why he didn't mention being married to her sister.
Her sister started seeing the guy just after the funeral.
Her sister was annoying her all the time because she'd forgotten to get his phone number.
The guy turned out to be her sister in disguise.

These sorts of questions are pretty pointless. The task is to guess which of all of the possibilities the person has in mind. What's the proper reason then?

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Disappointed gb 12th July, 2007 15:14 (UTC)

Kirit Sælensminde said
gb said
Where's the punchline? I had been expecting a good joke, but it just ended like an episode of Diff'rent Strokes.
I'm not sure I tell jokes, at least not on this website…
In which case, let me annoy you with this (if I haven't already sent it to you):
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
If I had to guess I'd have to say…
It was because the man was already married to her sister — maybe that she wasn't invited to her sister's wedding was a contributing factor. Although I do then also wonder why he didn't mention being married to her sister.
Her sister started seeing the guy just after the funeral.
Her sister was annoying her all the time because she'd forgotten to get his phone number.
The guy turned out to be her sister in disguise.
These sorts of questions are pretty pointless. The task is to guess which of all of the possibilities the person has in mind. What's the proper reason then?

Hhhmmmmm. Before I give you the answer, I think you should ask the missus - maybe she will be able to look at the question in a different way………

Disappointed gb 12th July, 2007 15:18 (UTC)

gb said
Kirit Sælensminde said
gb said
Where's the punchline? I had been expecting a good joke, but it just ended like an episode of Diff'rent Strokes.
I'm not sure I tell jokes, at least not on this website…
In which case, let me annoy you with this (if I haven't already sent it to you):
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
If I had to guess I'd have to say…
It was because the man was already married to her sister — maybe that she wasn't invited to her sister's wedding was a contributing factor. Although I do then also wonder why he didn't mention being married to her sister.
Her sister started seeing the guy just after the funeral.
Her sister was annoying her all the time because she'd forgotten to get his phone number.
The guy turned out to be her sister in disguise.
These sorts of questions are pretty pointless. The task is to guess which of all of the possibilities the person has in mind. What's the proper reason then?
Hhhmmmmm. Before I give you the answer, I think you should ask the missus - maybe she will be able to look at the question in a different way………

If you Google it, you'll only be cheating yourself, I might add….

Disappointed gb 13th July, 2007 08:55 (UTC)

gb said
gb said
Kirit Sælensminde said
gb said
Where's the punchline? I had been expecting a good joke, but it just ended like an episode of Diff'rent Strokes.
I'm not sure I tell jokes, at least not on this website…
In which case, let me annoy you with this (if I haven't already sent it to you):
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
If I had to guess I'd have to say…
It was because the man was already married to her sister — maybe that she wasn't invited to her sister's wedding was a contributing factor. Although I do then also wonder why he didn't mention being married to her sister.
Her sister started seeing the guy just after the funeral.
Her sister was annoying her all the time because she'd forgotten to get his phone number.
The guy turned out to be her sister in disguise.
These sorts of questions are pretty pointless. The task is to guess which of all of the possibilities the person has in mind. What's the proper reason then?
Hhhmmmmm. Before I give you the answer, I think you should ask the missus - maybe she will be able to look at the question in a different way………
If you Google it, you'll only be cheating yourself, I might add….

Okay, I've kept you long enough.

You'll be glad to know that you are wrong.

The answer is that she killed her sister because she hoped that she would meet him again at her sister's funeral.

It is said - and I haven't Snoped it, although I should - that if you got the answer right, then it indicates that you think like a psychopath.

I didn't get it right either, I should add. How did Tai do?????

Disappointed Kirit Sælensminde 13th July, 2007 09:08 (UTC)

gb said
It is said - and I haven't Snoped it, although I should - that if you got the answer right, then it indicates that you think like a psychopath.
I didn't get it right either, I should add. How did Tai do?????

She said you were a weirdo. I think that's probably quite accurate.

Pleased to see I'm not a psychopath then. On related news, one of our friends here upon meeting another friends father for the first time was told “you're going to murder someone”.

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Disappointed gb 16th July, 2007 08:30 (UTC)

Kirit Sælensminde said
gb said
It is said - and I haven't Snoped it, although I should - that if you got the answer right, then it indicates that you think like a psychopath.
I didn't get it right either, I should add. How did Tai do?????
She said you were a weirdo. I think that's probably quite accurate.
Pleased to see I'm not a psychopath then. On related news, one of our friends here upon meeting another friends father for the first time was told “you're going to murder someone”.

I had better steer clear of South-East Asia for a while, then.

Incidentally, yer missus is probably right…..

Don't get mashed or crushed!