Silly song

I've clearly not written up the tests stuff from BeerCamp yet, so here's a silly song in the mean time (to the tune of Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones).

I don't get no
Satisfaction
I don't get no
Satisfaction

But I try
And I try
And I try
And I tryyyy

I don't get no
I don't get no

I don't get no
Compilation
I don't get no
Syntax error

I don't get no
I don't get no

When I com'pile all my code
And I optimize my functions
Lambda-rise my stack
And check in all my code

I don't get no
I don't get no

Compilation error
Syntax error
Type check error
Runtime error

(All I get is)
Runtime goodness
Type cohesion
Lambda functions
Looser coupling
Restful servers
Horizontal scaling
Abstraction layers
Maintainability

[ spoken ] But I still don't get no satisfaction…

I guess I need to get out more :(