Why misunderstanding object orientation sucks

This is a perspective on "Why OO Sucks" (by Joe Armstrong?). Although "Why OO Sucks" is a big improvement on the normal anti-object orientation argument which can be summarised as “I found inheritance less useful and much harder than I thought it would be therefore object orientation sucks” it still has a number of misconceptions worth addressing and also some personal preferences masquerading as insightful comment.